you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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