8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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