i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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