dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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