Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
youre lurking in front of me
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
