Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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