Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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