i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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