I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I smell like Dick and happiness
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
