Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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