Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
ok first of all what the fuck
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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