Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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