hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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