Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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