the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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