Banned from zoo.
Again?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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