I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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