mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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