it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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