no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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