dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
