idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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