my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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