Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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