TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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