You surviving the open bar?
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That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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