And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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