@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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