I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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