i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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