Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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