i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
