Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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