Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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