its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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