well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
wow bdsm is so cute
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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