It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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