Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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