If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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