do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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