u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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