I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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