Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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