Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Your dad touched me again.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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