Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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