I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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