This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i may or may not be watching the land before time
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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