Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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