It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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