Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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