Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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