I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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