Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.