she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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