He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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